Staring at people from a bench, eating salad, handball, making seashell necklaces, getting all of the frosting off of the cake, learning the meaning of the word 'facetious', jogging, selling anal beads, knitting phallic sweaters, reading, crying
Интересы
Listening to Cassette Players, Refurbishing Victorian Dildos, Understanding the Universe, crying
Любимые фильмы
Mid-Sized Lebowski, Star Wars: Jar Jar Strikes Back, Kill me softly: the story behind the making of a documentary on the making of canned goods, Anal Deviants 3: This time with Camels, Clockwork Orange, crying
Любимая музыка
Peruvian pipe music, crying
Любимые телешоу
3 and 1/3 Dwarfs, NC-17 NCIS, Teletubbies, Belarussian Horror Story, the news, crying
Любимые книги
Bible, The Satanic Bible, A History of the Farms of the Middle Ages in Poland (Enthralling Read by the Way), Your Poop and why it may not be bad that it's not coming out anymore, psychoanalyzing your dog, crying
Любимые цитаты
"Why are you still here?"
-My Parents
Любимые игры
Oligarchy, Russian Orthodox Church, Life, Where is My Third Nipple?, Crying
О себе
I am the oldest Jiggalo in all of Dagestan. I love to cook, especially feces. I love games of chance. I am a skilled raconteur. I am wanted in Switzerland for crimes against dairy cows.