Студент Старый аптекарь оставил молодого ученика, а сам выскочил куда-то. Возвращается и спрашивает: - Кто-то приходил? - Угу, трех пациентов принял. У первого кашель. - Что ты ему дал? - Слабительное... - Идиот! Что с ним? Где он? - Да все в порядке! Вон он стоит, кашлянуть боится! - А второй? - Ноги сломаны. Я ему тоже дал слабительное. На что он на костылях полкоридора прошел, потом костыли бросил - побег куда-то. - Ну а третий? - Девушка противозачаточное просила. Я ей дал два пузырька слабительного и велел принять ей и ему перед тем как, пусть попробуют детей заиметь!!!!!
Интересы
Девушки, автомобили, компютери, техника, спорт особенно нравиться арм спорт =D
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Любимые цитаты
Amicus optima vitae possessio - Товариш - найкращий набуток у житті.
Amikus certus in re incerta cernitur- Справжній друг пізнається в біді.
Domnat quod non intellegunt - Засуджують те, чого не розуміють.
Ira initium insaniane est - Гнів - початок безумства.
Quiquid discis, tibi discis - Чого б ти не навчався, навчаєшся для себе.
Docendo discimus - Навчаючи, ми самі навчаємося.
Ut salutas, ita salutaberis - Як ти вітаєш, так тебе будуть вітати.
Ota dant vitia - Неробство породжує вади.
Non scholae, sed vitae discimus - Вчимося не для школи, а для життя.
Scientia potentia est - Знання - це сила.
Temperantia est custos vitae - Поміркованість охоронець життя.
Litterarum radices amarae sunt, fructus - Корені наук гіркі, плоди - солодкі.
Vivitur ingenio sed altera mortis erunt - Вічним є лише творіння розуму, все інше підвладне смерті.
Людино! Подивись у дзеркало, якщо немаєш, що показати іншим, будь хоча б розумною.
Коли дурний говорить, розумний мовчить.
Тільки мертвий в спину не стріляє.
Згораю, щоб світити - девіз медичних працівників.
Любимые игры
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. I COUNTER STRIKE Call of duti, Fifa, Brothers in arms, Crysis, GTA, NFS, Stalker, Test Drive Unlimited, Pure, Euro Truck Simulator, Left 4 Dead C&C, Dreamfall, The Longest Journey, Discword 2, Discworld Noir, Quake 3, Starcraft
О себе
Учусь в Мед.Коледжі
Ровно, 2007-20010
Студент ФАРМАЦЕВТ
О себе:Врачи должны лечить болезни, а те кто лечит пациентов не вылезают из тоски.
МІЙ ГОРОСКОП*ВОДОЛЕЙ*
НАЛИВАЕТ НЕ ЖАЛЕЯ!
ЗНАК ОПАСНЫЙ ВОДОЛЕЯ.
ПОСЛЕ НАЛИТЫХ ИМ ДОЗ
НАСТУПАЕТ КАМАТОЗ!!!
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презервативы "Солодов" - За качество отвечаю!
Презервативы "Nokia" - сonnecting people!
Презервативы "Пежо" - игры кончились
Презервативы "Бленд-а-мед" - тройная защита для всей семьи
Презервативы "Билайн" - С нами удобно
Презервативы "МТС" - люди не только говорят
Презервативы "Dirol Kids" - теперь с банановым вкусом!
Презервативы "Пикник" - замешан и завернут
Презервативы "Раптор" - Проверено - насекомых нет!
Презервативы "Баунти" - Райское наслаждение
Презервативы "M&M's" - Супер-упаковка, веселая тусовка!
Презервативы "Омса" - Омса знает все о твоих желаниях
Презервативы "Макдональдс" - I'm loving it
Презервативы "Любимый сад" - Для своих любимых
Презервативы "Я" - Где наслаждение, там Я
Презервативы "Фруттис" - Нутти-с, отведайте фруттис
Презервативы "Бон Пари" - А ты созрел для Бон Пари?
Презервативы "Индезит" - Прослужит долго
Презервативы "Л'ореаль" - Ведь ты этого достойна
Презервативы "Nike" - Just do it!
Презервативы "Nissan" - Превосходя ожидания!
Презервативы "Рондо" - Свежее дыхание,облегчает понимание
Презервативы "Tuborg" - Дв